Funny Work Quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.

Work without love is slavery.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good, and who are not accustomed to have it done to them; then work which one hopes may be of some use; then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor — such is my idea of happiness.

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?