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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?

I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

Hide not your talents, they for use were made, what's a sundial in the shade?

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.




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