Funny Work Quotes

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

I don't like work--no man does--but I like what is in the work--the chance to find yourself. Your own reality--for yourself not for others--what no other man can ever know. They can only see the mere show, and never can tell what it really means.

Hide not your talents, they for use were made, what's a sundial in the shade?

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

This is the real secret of life - to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.