Funny Work Quotes

Out of clutter, find simplicity.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.