Quotes
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute
- We should consider every day lost on which
- Sometimes you've got to be able to listen to yourself
- It's failure that gives you the
- When you don't talk there's a lot of stuff that
- My cell phone is acting up
- Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as
- I love her
- The largest part of what we call 'personality' is determined by
- I knew they would kill me when they found out