Quotes
- The morning is not the enemy sent to torture us
- Hey I know it's Monday
- Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum
- Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school
- The stupid neither forgive nor forget
- The hardest part of Valentine's Day is being apart from you
- Believe on Monday the
- The single most extraordinary thing
- Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute