Quotes
- The best revenge is massive
- Happily ever after is not a fairy
- What do you make at your current job
- If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't
- I love being married
- Life is full of beauty
- How many slams in an old screen door
- Remember, you don't need a certain number of friends
- Who said Mondays have to suck
- My heart which is so full to overflowing