Quotes
- A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute
- Looking in the mirror
- A ship in the harbor is safe
- In every success story
- Row Row Row
- Believe that you are beautiful and have
- I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my
- The person you're meant to be with will never have to be chased
- He's so lazy that if there were work in bed
- How many slams in an old screen door